I LOVE THE IZANAGI'S BURDEN EXOTIC SNIPER RIFLE FROM DESTINY 2 THE GAME BY BUNGIE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE INTENSE LOVE I FEEL FOR THIS RIFLE. THE SLEEK BLACK AND WHITE OF THE GUN IS BEAUTIFUL BEYOND WORDS. THE SOUND OF THE HONED EDGE SHOT LOADING INTO THE GUN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND TANTALISING SOUND I HAVE HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LONG LIFE. EVERY TIME I SCOPE IN, I FEEL A WAVE OF UNIMAGINABLE SATISFACTION AS I WITNESS THAT CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL SCOPE ANIMATION WHERE THE SCOPE OPENS UP LIKE A WHITE SQUARE. THE BEAUTY OF THE NO DISTRACTIONS PERK WHILE I USE IT MAKES ME FEEL ONLY MORE ENCOMPASSED BY THE INNATE BEAUTY OF THE HANDICRAFT OF THIS GUN. EVERY TIME I GET A HEADSHOT WITH IZANAGI IN GAMBIT, I FEEL LIKE I AM BEING REBORN. THIS GUN NIS BY FAR THE MOST SATISFYING DESTINY EXPERIENCE. THE BEAUTIFUL LOOK OF THE RIFLE, THE GORGEOUS SCOPE, THE AMAZINGLY SATISFYING SOUND EFFECTS- THIS GUN HAS IT ALL. I WISH THE IZANAGI'S BURDEN WAS REAL SO I COULD GENTLY (AND CONSENSUALLY AFTER MARRIAGE) CARESS ITS CLEAN, SLEEK WHITE BARREL, AND RUN MY FINGERS ALONG THE INTRICATE BLUE PATTERS ADORNING ITS ETHEREAL SURFACE. I WANT TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BEACH WEDDING WITH THE IZANAGI'S BURDEN, I WANT TO TRAVEL THE WORLD FOR OUR HONEYMOON AND EVENTUALLY SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL KIDS (ADA-1 AND ADA-2). I WANT TO COME HOME FROM A STRESSFUL DAY OF WORK TO SEE IZANAGI'S BURDEN WAITING BEHIND MY FRONT DOOR WITH MY FAVORITE MEAL (ROAST LAMB WITH PARSLEY GARNISH AND NEW POTATOES). I WANT TO WAKE UP EVERY DAY TO FEEL IZANAGI'S BURDEN'S COLD METAL COMPOSITE STOCK AGAINST MY HAND. I LOVE DESTINY 2 BUT I LIVE IN PERPETUAL AGONY KNOWING I WILL NEVER MARRY IZANAGI'S BURDEN AND BE ABLE TO AIM DOWN ITS SIGHTS IN REALITY. THANK YOU ADA-1 AND THANK YOU LUKE SMITH FOR CREATING THE BLACK ARMORY EXPANSION. THANK YOU. AND TO IZANAGI'S BURDEN: I LOVE YOU. EVERY KILL I GET WITH YOU IS LIKE A JOLT OF HAPPINESS I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IN REALITY. YOU ARE THE ONLY CONSISTENT JOY IN MY LIFE SINCE THE DIVORCE. I HOPE TO CONTINUE QUICKSCOPING HARPIES WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF MY BLESSED LIFE.